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Tinkertot Town 

When you're hanging out with your friends and a bunch of little kids come around and ruin the fun. Usually to annoy you and piss you off.
Man...it's like Tinkertot Town around here. When did all these kids get here?
Tinkertot Town by mcniggleston December 30, 2010

Twinernet 

The unspoken connection and communication a set of twins have with each other.
Jami: ...
Adam: No Jami! that's a guy!
Jami: ...
Adam: Yes im sure...I think
Jami: ...
Adam: He/She is a person too! just cause we are twins doesn't mean you have to use our twinernet to point out to me every tranny you see! thats just rude!
Twinernet by Jami's Twin June 28, 2011

Tinkernoodle 

Having to do with the tinkering of noodles and like objects. Usually slimy in substance and round in nature...the noodle must always be inserted into an orifice. The tinkering is almost always done in, or around a dim lit area such as parking lots and basements.
Night you two tinkernoodles.
Michelle is such a damn tinkernoodle.
That Cory bitch will tinkernoodle with anyone and everyone.
Tinkernoodle by SirMcNoodleton October 6, 2008

Twinker not 

Twinker not by Nativefn April 7, 2021

twinternet 

slang for internet. see also twinterweb
do you have the twinternet?
twinternet by mad sam purple'ead February 1, 2005
a boy who will seem really sweet just to get into your pants then he will cheat on you and call you a bitch.
o my god can you believe tinkertot cheated on her?!?!?! what a dick
tinkertot by rebel baby February 12, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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