Jami: ...
Adam: No Jami! that's a guy!
Jami: ...
Adam: Yes im sure...I think
Jami: ...
Adam: He/She is a person too! just cause we are twins doesn't mean you have to use our twinernet to point out to me every tranny you see! thats just rude!
Having to do with the tinkering of noodles and like objects. Usually slimy in substance and round in nature...the noodle must always be inserted into an orifice. The tinkering is almost always done in, or around a dim lit area such as parking lots and basements.
Night you two tinkernoodles.
Michelle is such a damn tinkernoodle.
That Cory bitch will tinkernoodle with anyone and everyone.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.