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A twoenk is an effeminate unattractive male who has a obnoxious personality.
Twoenk by ratfaceofthe ras December 7, 2021
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Twonkatron 

This word means a retarded dumbass
This niggas a twonkatron
Twonkatron by thisisnotjalen February 2, 2021
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Twonka bar 

Absolute twat. A mix between a twonk (family friendly version of twat) and a wonka bar. Friendly insult
Person 1: yo this person shagged my mum
Person 2: what a twonka bar
Twonka bar by Twonka bar February 15, 2021
When you drink alcohol and start feeling special, like your the only girl in the room. Synonymous with intoxicated or drunk.
Grab a beer and let's get twonky.
Twonky by Jbgettingtwonky July 20, 2018

twonkage 

the obsessive overusuage of the word twonk
excessive twonkage sends you straight to twonksville
twonkage by broccoli-sellin-scum October 19, 2006
Me and the boys got absolutely twonked after snorting grandma’s ashes.
Twonked by Dr. Mantis Toboggan PHD February 25, 2020
Derogitary term, roughly equivalent to idiot. More insulting than berk, but less insulting that gimp.
Thought to originate in the Victorian Era meaning a lower-class foreigner
You twonks, why didn't you use the laser cannon on the Esperanto?
TWONK by Ythomit September 26, 2005
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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me : look at you all sad & shit
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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