TWONK

Derogitary term, roughly equivalent to idiot. More insulting than berk, but less insulting that gimp.
Thought to originate in the Victorian Era meaning a lower-class foreigner

You twonks, why didn't you use the laser cannon on the Esperanto?

by Ythomit September 26, 2005

Twonk

A Twonk is essentially just a Twink (a scrony prepubescent looking gay man) but lacking the slenderness most commonly associated with twinks, essentially a twonk is just a fat or “husky” twink

You could also think of a twonk as a mix between a twink and a bear

“josh is such a twink”
“ no fuckin way he’s too big, he definitely isn’t a bear because he’s not manly enough. I think he’s more of a twonk”

by Drdublin December 7, 2017

Twonk

A cross between a twat, plonker and wanker. Not used as a serious insult, more of a friendly, playful insult.

"... and then I fell flat on my face!"
"haha you twonk"

by Naomi Glinn March 21, 2008

Twonk

An idiot, a fool

You twonk!

by Gwiddon February 4, 2010

Twonk

Twonk means to accidentally shrink your toaster waffles by microwaving them

Why are these waffles so small?
I twonked them.

by Djrnejfjsjxbfrj April 5, 2019

twonk

general idiot, someone who has done something stupid, who has cocked up.

what a mess you twonk

by ginge July 20, 2008

Twonk

Straight version of a twink. For example, Owen Culleton.

I'm not attracted to twonks.

by Susie Moores February 26, 2021