twonk

general idiot, someone who has done something stupid, who has cocked up.

what a mess you twonk

by ginge July 20, 2008

twonk

Comes from the old school days of the 90s means a cross between a twat and a plonker.

I cant believe you just ate your own poo, you twonk.

by Lanksalot September 26, 2006

twonk

Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit

"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"

by flatley July 15, 2008

twonk

The act of a woman inserting a nipple inside a partner's asshole

My twonk game too stronk

by kingdequanexvjr January 22, 2015

twonk

Derogitary term from the 90s, a cross between ploker and twit.

Used on Red Dwarf regularly in between 'SMEG' and SMEGHEAD'

- Dan: I just ran over a nun, what should I do?

- Kev: Dan you are such a twonk

by jessica987 December 19, 2011

twonk

idiot, thick-head etc

James: i fink kelly o iz FIT

Tim: james, u r such a twonk!

by i iz kl May 28, 2005

twonk

an offensive name to someone whose being stupid

eric was being stupid, hes a right twonk

by Beccaroo May 27, 2005