Twonked

Getting high as balls.

Me and the boys got absolutely twonked after snorting grandma’s ashes.

by Dr. Mantis Toboggan PHD February 25, 2020

twonked

1.used to describe something which has been changed or modified from its original version while remaining essentially the same in nature. 2.something altered without being made into something new.

randomnewb: çool story bro

veteran: why is your c twonked newb?

by sporeo March 15, 2010

twonked

to be under the influence of two or more illicit substances at the same time whilst simulntaneously suffering from sleep deprivation.

oh man... it's 5 a.m. and after those brownies and that hit of sunshine i am so TWONKED!

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

twonked

tripping balls (on acid)

I'm tripping balls. I'm twonked!

by BlueJayXD December 17, 2022

Twoked

The past tense of Twoking. When you puke and go "number two" at the same time.

The last time I got drunk in Mexico I twoked in the bathroom while my wife slept quietly in the bathroom next to me.

by Flex Appeal January 1, 2014

tonked

To be soundly beaten, especially in sports.

Man City got tonked by Chelsea last night! 4-0? Ouch!

by ColinZeal August 7, 2006

Twanked

Fucked.
Hammered.
Buckled.
Sloshed.
Drunk.
Inebriated.
Shitfaced.
Blackout.
Turntup.
Crunk.

Man, I am getting so twanked on coolers tonight.
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"

by twankedondisbitchass January 30, 2015