Twonky

When you drink alcohol and start feeling special, like your the only girl in the room. Synonymous with intoxicated or drunk.

Grab a beer and let's get twonky.

by Jbgettingtwonky July 20, 2018

Twonky

A penis that curves at least 90 degrees in on itself or has a noticeable 'kink' in the shaft.

Sally would not touch Ryan Bonner's twonky dick.

by Mr Belvidere June 21, 2011

Twonky

The unique human experience of combining the consumption of alcoholic beverages and cocaine with listening to country music. The feeling is quite similar to sober peacock fellatio.

Let’s get twonky this morning. I have an eightball of coke and a bucket of beers. Let’s snort some lines, drink some, and then crank up Eric Church.

by Pokémonprince111 July 21, 2018

Twonky

Something unknown that can not be explained.

from movie: The Twonky (1953) United Artists

It's a twonky.

by IzzySerious May 9, 2016

Twonky

A new technology which is highly disruptive to established ways of doing things. Named after a device from the future in Henry Kuttner's 1942 short story "The Twonky", which upsets the life of a man who comes into possession of it.

This 3D printer isn't just a toy, it makes things I can really use around the house. That's a real twonky as far as shopping goes.

by johnmburt1960 May 14, 2018

twonky

A smartphone or other "smart" device, such as a smart speaker.

"I'm tweeting on my twonky, texting to the wonky, paranoid of the exes that track and stalk me."

by George_Nada July 20, 2018

MS Twonky

Another name for Microsoft Teams//MS Teams.

MS Twonky... smdh my damn head

by Amheus October 27, 2021