twonkage

the obsessive overusuage of the word twonk

excessive twonkage sends you straight to twonksville

by broccoli-sellin-scum October 19, 2006

twonager

Noun

A person, two years old, possessing the attitude and demeanour of a teenager.

That kid is such a twonager!

by Smashola February 10, 2014

Twonager

A toddler who leverages on their young age and radical selfishness to terrorize or blackmail their parents and grandparents to give in to their demands or wants.

Twonagers born with a silver spoon in their mouth are like little Donald J. Trump’s or Kim Jong-Un’s, with a small percentage of them never outgrowing that phase of their life to become lifelong jerks or assholes.

by Covido December 11, 2022

twinkage

Sugar or sugar-filled foods, especially when consumed in excessive amounts that is unhealthy. "Twinkage" is a mix of the words "tweaker" and "twinkie", implying sugar as a drug, especially as used by children.

"Good god, let's get out of here, the kids have been eating twinkage all day and soon the screaming will begin."

by eloiserat July 24, 2009

Twinkageddon

The ultimate showdown of twinks, where sass, shade, and looks collide in a fierce battle for supremacy.

That TikTok live was total Twinkageddon – I’ve never seen so much drama over a hoodie.

by Ivestwinkie February 25, 2025