Twocked
Twocked by Hormoaning October 17, 2003
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Twoked
The last time I got drunk in Mexico I twoked in the bathroom while my wife slept quietly in the bathroom next to me.
Twoked by Flex Appeal January 1, 2014
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Twocked • twacked • twacked out • twocker(s) • twonked • Tocked • Twicked • twoked • Twucked • Twacked, cracked and totally wacked
twocker
twocker by pink girrafe February 17, 2006
twacked out
when you've been up for forever on meth and are starting to trip hardcore - ie, when your face is beginning to become one giant open bleeding sore from picking at it.
"damn, i am so twacked out, i plucked until i dont have any eyebrows left."
"your pupils are so big you dont have any color in them - you're hella twacked out."
"for the last time, that is a MINIVAN, not the FBI - quit getting so damned twacked out!"
"your pupils are so big you dont have any color in them - you're hella twacked out."
"for the last time, that is a MINIVAN, not the FBI - quit getting so damned twacked out!"
twacked out by The KKK December 21, 2004
Side twacked
Play on the term sidetracked: When a person gets too spun out on meth and they cant seem to focus on the subject or task at hand
Side twacked by Holmanation323 May 9, 2016
Twonked
Twonked by Dr. Mantis Toboggan PHD February 25, 2020
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