twocker

Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.

That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!

twocker by pink girrafe February 17, 2006

twocker

Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without Owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.

That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!

twocker by pink girrafe February 21, 2006

twocker

A Northern English term describing those also commonly referred to as chavs and townies and elsewhere as Kevs and Neds. They are ignorant people who tend to wear sports clothing, large chains and baseball caps. They apparently have little intelligence and fewer principles. The word originates from TWOC meaning 'taking without consent'

That twocker has just beaten that OAP for her pension money

twocker by cheesuschrist May 30, 2006

twocker

From the species Chavster Twockeri.
Wears a baseball cap (burberry usually), Banded Shirts and Jackets (nickleson or mckenzie), white trainers (reebok classics), Gold Pendants, chains and rings.
Go around town p1ssing about, sometimes stealing, hard to tell if its male or female.

some twocker slag stole my 7610

twocker by Ismail January 3, 2005

Twocker

Verb, to twock. When a person believes that they can twerk, when they in fact cannot

Person 1 "Did you see Miley's latest live performance"
Person 2 "No, I can't stand the twocker"

Twocker by Haywards December 20, 2013

twocker(s)

a person(s), clad with rockport shoes tracksuit bottoms and burberry cap, they need not have nicked anything they just look fucking dodgey fullstop.

look at that twocker over there, what a dick!

twocker(s) by ozzy July 9, 2004

Twackered

The feeling one has when one has been awake for to long on a variety of substances, primarily ecstasy, cocaine, and/or crystal meth.

Dude I took my last E pill five hours ago and now I'm just straight twackered.

Twackered by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010