twoked

to be under the influence of marijuana stoned

im so twoked from that joint

by jonny hoot May 13, 2005

Twoked

The past tense of Twoking. When you puke and go "number two" at the same time.

The last time I got drunk in Mexico I twoked in the bathroom while my wife slept quietly in the bathroom next to me.

by Flex Appeal January 1, 2014

Twoke

A person who has done so much meth that they permanently tweaked.

You see th that lady over there talking to herself and carrying around a hammer? She's twoke

by Cb2018 September 17, 2018

twoking

When someone has been tweaking for so long that the word has transformed into a mixture of its past tense and continuous tense.

Joker from Persona 5 has been twoking. I feel so bad for him. My poor little meow meow

by twoker664 November 27, 2023

Twoke

To smoke so much crystal meth that one becomes "woke". The brand of woke achieved by twoke individuals is marked by an unreasonable obsession with shoddily-constructed conspiracy theories and the constant use of the word "sheeple". Twoke is a portmanteau of the words "tweak" and "woke".

Person A: Did you see Dave's Facebook rant where he said reptilians invented COVID and he called me a sheeple?
Person B: Yeah, man. That guy's been holed up in his room getting twoke for like two weeks now.

by ReverendSaintReverend April 2, 2020

Twoke

"Trump woke", the state of political ideological enlightenment found in the most avid Trump supporters.

Some in the US are so "twoke" that even average, every day conservatives cannot discuss hot political topics with them.

by Radical Centrist June 26, 2018

Twoke

Twoke (verb, past tense of tweaking)

The state of freaking out, overreacting, or losing your mind in a dramatic and often irrational way. Can be caused by stress, an ex showing up unannounced, sending a risky text, or just general life chaos.

"I twoke when I saw my ex walk into the party."
"She twoke after realizing she sent a text to the wrong person."
"Bro, I twoke so bad during that exam, I forgot how to read."
"He twoke when she left him on delivered for six hours."

by supernova64258 March 1, 2025