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Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.
You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!
toitering by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009

live twittering 

In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.
Examples of live twittering...

Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."

At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."

At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."

twisening 

When a person is actively "listening" for Twitter updates. (Normally with phone or IM notification.)
Patrick told Justin, "I'm twisening, so keep me updated!"
twisening by Justin Y. April 2, 2008
The act of Tweeting on Twitter while driving.
Izzy, you're not suppose to be twiving! It's not safe!
Twiving by mcoop06 February 26, 2010

twittering

When writing a message on twitter. Used as a verb.
John: Hurry up man, we have to go.
Jake: Wait a second I'm twittering.
twittering by lies03 May 1, 2008
when you fuck a girl and then leave town, forgetting to mention that ur never coming back
"i'd wouldn't get caught trevering that bitch"
trevering by trever January 31, 2004