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limbering for timbering 

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.
Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
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(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.
Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."
timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Timesing 

The word dumbasses use instead of the word 'multiplying'. Because they're dumbasses.
UhhHhHhh... yeah, I think we'll need to do some timesing for this problem.
Timesing by BlaizenTen January 19, 2020

timesing 

1. To multiply by
2. To let time fly
1. You normally have to take 2 and timesing it by 3

2. Wow, it's timesing by!
timesing by John January 20, 2005
Cheating on your hot Swedish wife with media whores.
I got bored with my 27 year old wife, so I started Tigering and ruined my career.
Tigering by drzimo December 14, 2009

saber-tooth tigering

Saber-tooth tigering is a step beyond what a cougar does. Instead of a lady in her late 30's/early 40's, its more like a lady in her late 50's/early 60's.

This is a step beyond cougaring, because

This lady is basically a horny old grandma that nails younger men.
Holy shit! Grandma is saber-tooth tigering that groomsman!
saber-tooth tigering by ChrisR1 September 6, 2007