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swiffering

to clean floors with the swiffer duster.
i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of shit on the floor. All the more crap to swiffer.
swiffering by 4dimensional March 25, 2004

Swithering 

When you cant decide between 2 options
I'm swithering whether to have a pint or a vodka and Redbul
Swithering by The Popeys March 9, 2003

Shivering Sheesh 

Put yourself in peak climax and beyond. If you’re getting that “Shivering Sheesh” she’s going make your soul leave your body post nut. When she just doesn’t stop and your body is in a constant shiver, you have no choice but to let out a SHEESH, hence, the “Shivering Sheesh.”
The amount of talent that bitch has with her mouth will give anyone a Shivering Sheesh.
Shivering Sheesh by TeamCletus. November 23, 2022

Swierenga 

A wonderful man that will be greatly missed. He was more than a teacher. Students could go to him to talk about anything. He was loved by many and was the best thing that happened to Walkerville. RIP Ed Swierenga October 5, 2003
Swierenga by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Sniveling Anus Syndrome 

A very uncommon syndrome acquired from constant and rigorous wiping of the asshole. Most common symptoms include (but are not limited to): bleeding from the anus, discomfort when sitting down, a little voice coming from your rear end telling you to eat more Chipotle, and uncontrollable desire to dress and act like Joseph Gordon-Levitt did in 500 Days of Summer.
Me: I just can't stop bleeding from my asshole doc.

Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?

Me:...What if I have?

Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.

shiverin shits 

Severe diarrhea in a public restroom. Occurs after you eat at a nasty reseraunt who employs cooks that don't regularly wash their hands. After eating you barely have time to make it to a gas station restroom. Scared to touch your ass to the piss encrusted seat, you rely on your leg muscles to hold you up while on every exhale, a furious river of shit rushes out of your ass. Before your body has gotten rid of the bacteria consumed at the resteraunt your legs and abdominal muscles reach muscle failure and they tremble under the stress.
Sally: "Hey Bob, whats up?"

Bob: "Can't talk now, bitch. I gots the shiverin shits!"