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twisening 

When a person is actively "listening" for Twitter updates. (Normally with phone or IM notification.)
Patrick told Justin, "I'm twisening, so keep me updated!"
twisening by Justin Y. April 2, 2008
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twisening 

When a person is actively "listening" for Twitter updates. (Normally with phone or IM notification.)
Patrick said, "I'm twisening, so keep me updated!"
twisening by Justin Y. April 2, 2008

Twisting the knife 

Adding insult to injury; rubbing salt in the wounds; making a bad situation worse.
As if the Eurozone crisis wasn't hard enough on the public, the politicians' apparent lack of concern has been twisting the knife.
Twisting the knife by Dr Fishcake October 23, 2012
A take on the popular term "winning," it refers to identical thoughts or behavior, as well as to brilliance.
Person 1: "Oh my gosh, I was just about to say that!"
Person 2: "TWINNING!"

Person 1: "Uh, we're wearing the same sweater?"
Person 2: "TWINNING!!"
Twinning by .,.,.,.,.,. January 6, 2012
Word of the Day on January 6, 2024

twisting bitches out 

Having sex with a female. Literally, the use and manipulation of their bodies during the act of having sex; phrased in a manner that eludes to a quantity of partners to demonstrate sexual prowess for the male.
To understand, Kek was forced to google and search,
For 'twisting bitches out' but it just didn't work
But he took some classes, man that AP's tough,
Just to figure out that it was 'just sex stuff :( '
twisting bitches out by fruitermelon September 25, 2008

Twisting fingers

when people put up gang signs
everybody wonderin y we twisting fingers..... cuz we gangters - gucci mane
Twisting fingers by jazzy bell October 4, 2008

twisting the rope 

A : masturbateing,jerking-off,B: slacking off from a job,shirking duty
dude#1: Where's bill? dude#2: he's out in the back "twisting the rope!". (2)dude#1:When you 2 assholes are done "twisting your rope" how about getting back to work!3 Looks like someone was "twisting the rope"
when he did this job
twisting the rope by mikel t September 18, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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