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Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.
You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!
toitering by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009
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Tutering 

When you are retarted and don't know how to correctly spell "Tutoring"
Matt: Hey man, what are you doing?
Dave: Oh nothing, just got out of Tutering .
Matt: Oh... Maybe go back
Tutering by CMB_16 May 15, 2016

Tittering 

To loiter around the breasts. Physically or optically.
Guy1: "John has had a little too much to drink already and going to get slapped again."
Guy2: "He had one drink, what's he doing?"
Guy1: "He's tittering the girl he's trying to hit on."
Tittering by Ogles April 21, 2010
Cheating on your hot Swedish wife with media whores.
I got bored with my 27 year old wife, so I started Tigering and ruined my career.
Tigering by drzimo December 14, 2009

saber-tooth tigering

Saber-tooth tigering is a step beyond what a cougar does. Instead of a lady in her late 30's/early 40's, its more like a lady in her late 50's/early 60's.

This is a step beyond cougaring, because

This lady is basically a horny old grandma that nails younger men.
Holy shit! Grandma is saber-tooth tigering that groomsman!
saber-tooth tigering by ChrisR1 September 6, 2007

Top tiering 

Top tiering is the art of pooping into the top part of a toilet where the water on deck to enter the bowl waits. The next (few) people to flush the toilet will unknowingly flush bits of your turd into the bowl.
"This party sucks, lets top tier and get the hell out."
"Good plan, top tiering rules."