myspace masturbatory aid

A hot chick on Myspace whose photos are used as masturbatory aid.

You may ask yourself why someone would search for pictures of hot chicks on Myspace instead of just using porn or pictures of celebs.

Well, the alluring part of Myspace pictures is the innocence and the fact that they were most likely not expecting their photos to be used as masturbatory aid.
Porn just won't do it for me anymore, I need Myspace Masturbatory Aid.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
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Magibon

A Youtube celebrity who became famous for staring into the camera with her huge eyes. Though she looks like she could be Asian, she is really just a weeaboo with really bad teeth who knows Preschool level Japanese.
Magibon is cute until you see her disgusting teeth.
by deathwish124 May 24, 2009
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fapple

To take an apple, cut a hole in it, and insert your dick into it and pretend like you're having sex with it.
"I'm gonna go fapple right now."

"Mother, buy me some apples at the market. I need them to fapple."
by deathwish124 September 07, 2009
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Hangkok

A form of masturbation where you tie a shoelace around your neck and dick. Named after the city of Bangkok, where actor David Carradine attempted this with disastrous results.
Wow, the Hangkok sounded like a great idea before, I mean, tying a shoelace around your neck and dick is just sheer genius and would surely get me off, but after hearing about David Carradine dying from it I'm not so sure anymore...
by deathwish124 June 13, 2009
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mainstream meme

When a meme has become so popular that it appears on the news, TV, or anything else outside of message boards. When this happens, it is deemed too popular and forever called "OLD".
Rick Rolling has been a mainstream meme for a very long time. Cut it out.
by deathwish124 May 24, 2009
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Friday

The last day of the school week for kids and work week for a lot of people with jobs.

Of course, a lot on people still have to work of the weekends, so to them the day only exists to rub in the fact that they have to work on the weekends.

Also, bums like me who don't go to school or work don't care about Friday at all, it's just another day of the week for us to lay around the house.
1.
A. I'm so glad it's Friday!
B. Shut up, I still have to work tomorrow.
2.
A. I'm so glad it's Friday!
B. I don't care about Friday, I just lay around the house like every other day of the week.
A. You're a loser...
B. I know...and I love it.
by deathwish124 April 24, 2009
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name definition

Something that plagues this site and has for a long time.

Most name definitions are exactly the same. Someone name a definition after someone's first or full name and then makes the definition one of two things...

1. A personal attack against someone with that name.

2. Massive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition.
1. (name) is an evil person who will always stab you in the back, they're fat and disgusting and nobody loves them.

2. (name) is a totally awesome person who loves everyone and can always be trusted.

Name definitions are always that bad, always. Please don't publish them if you are an editor.
by deathwish124 May 14, 2009
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