deathwish124's definitions

king faggot

the dominant male in a homosexual relationship

jimmy is king faggot in our relationship

by deathwish124 February 2, 2010

propane

the cia code word that activates the sleeper agent known as "hank hill" who will bring forth the apocalypse

when hank hill hears the word PROPANE all hell will be unleashed onto this world

by deathwish124 February 2, 2010

gank

Short for "gangster" or "gangsta".

That band is so gank.
That shirt is so gank.
That song is so gank.
That guy is so gank.

by deathwish124 July 31, 2009

metalhead

Loves metal in an obsessive way. Hates most other types of music. Acts tough on the internet but is a pussy in real life. Social outcast who was bullied in school. Long, unwashed hair. Fat. Plays video games when not listening to metal, although sometimes listens to metal WHILE playing games. Ugly. Virgin. Doesn't know how to please a woman. Has no real friends. Shy in real life. Has no respect for anyone or anything. Drinks and smokes a lot. Atheist or Satanist. May be sensitive at heart but doesn't show it because he's afraid that it will damage his "metal reputation".

By the way that metalheads act on the internet, you can tell they're trying to make up for something they lack in real life.

by deathwish124 July 2, 2009

live twittering

In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.

Examples of live twittering...

Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."

At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."

At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."

by deathwish124 July 3, 2009

internet sex change

When a person, usually male, on the internet changes their listed gender to the opposite one on some website. Some people only do this for attention, but there are others who feel seriously about it and want to begin living on the internet as the opposite sex since they can't do it in real life.

Did you hear about John's internet sex change? He changed his gender on Last FM to 'female' and has been acting like he has always been a woman. Maybe he has been, it's the internet so you can never be completely sure.

by deathwish124 September 2, 2009

fapple

To take an apple, cut a hole in it, and insert your dick into it and pretend like you're having sex with it.

"I'm gonna go fapple right now."

"Mother, buy me some apples at the market. I need them to fapple."

by deathwish124 September 7, 2009