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The tattoo one feels the need to show off in one's twitter profile pic.
RT if you like my Twittoo, I just got it this week.
Twittoo by Shamus McCrary July 6, 2011
Words you can keep
The result of prolonged or vigarous cunnilingus, a "V" mark/indentation on your face.
"What is that mark on your face?"

"I just finished cunnilingus on my girlfriend, thats a twattoo"
twattoo by olive man July 3, 2014
Related Words

twittocracy 

A society governed solely by the aggregated opinions of the majority via the internet using social media.
"Your Freedom" the new political social media service from the UK government is a step towards a twittocracy.
twittocracy by MikeSynonymous July 7, 2010
A twattoo is a name given to a tattoo that is classless or ghastly, the word twattoo more describes the person who has the tattoo
Hello mate, I see you had a new twattoo done over the weekend, looks hideous
Twattoo by Apoclamite March 20, 2022

Twittoma 

Twittoma is rba3a dial lmsalyin krhom, their work : itl3oha 3la pretty much everything on this planet

They ask everyone idiha fkro meanwhile tawahd fihom mamdiha fkro
- are you a part of twittoma?
- diha fkrek
Twittoma by 9lwa June 3, 2021

twittoris 

The hyper-excited sexual gland of a female when a twitter follower of high stature retweets her post
Rosie thought her twittoris would explode after Daniel tosh retweeted her post about puppies
twittoris by Moo E. Loco September 14, 2013
A tattoo on the breast region of the body.
Hey, I think that tittoo is her excuse to show people her boob at an otherwise inappropriate moment. You show your friends your tattoo you got in memory of your dead brother and she whips out her titonies.
tittoo by Meagan Susan June 12, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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