25 definitions by Apoclamite
a term that can be used for many differents reasons, like if you are going to the bog for a number 2, or going to get your willy out for your girl, or letting your hamster out for a run
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
To have a poo that has the consistency and look and is similarly emitted to that of an ice cream you had in the UK from the ice cream man, costing 99p.
by Apoclamite March 16, 2023
the erection men seem to get when they are travelling in a veichle of some sort, especially happening on trains and buses where the vibrations, and monotomy causing tiredness thus arousal seem to be triggers
by Apoclamite July 11, 2010
the opposite of virgin, made up of the words were and virgin, because if your not a virgin then you were a virgin a long time ago so your a wirgin
shit mate have you ever had it off before, ive never seen you with a bird, course bruv im no virgin im a wirgin
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
someone who has contracted an std or a urinal tract infection etc and now has the burning sensation when they are going a wee
mate shouldnt of gone bareback with that girl, i got something of her ! mate' shut up what crabs ? nah got a pee sting
by Apoclamite July 10, 2010
this is the mess that is always there after you have finished a session with your girl, both your secretions, and sometimes hair or other unknown objects now stain your matress or bed covers
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
Decandelation describes any type of light source that's starts to weaken or diminish in some way, be it a touch, a candle or the sun
So as you can see, we have reached dusk, the sun is now in a process of decandelation, which isn't good because my touch batteries are running out so it to is in a process of decandelation.
by Apoclamite March 15, 2023