Apoclamite's definitions

dagenhamite

a dagenhamite is another term given to a resident of the essex town dagenham.

that terry venables, the former england football team manager is a dagenhamite, because his from dagenham

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

thadaciun

a way to descirbe a very large number, any amount, greater than a trillion

there would be a thadaciun amount of insects.

by Apoclamite July 7, 2010

travel log

the erection men seem to get when they are travelling in a veichle of some sort, especially happening on trains and buses where the vibrations, and monotomy causing tiredness thus arousal seem to be triggers

mate ive got to think of something horrible i cant get of this bus like this i have a travel log !

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

pee sting

someone who has contracted an std or a urinal tract infection etc and now has the burning sensation when they are going a wee

mate shouldnt of gone bareback with that girl, i got something of her ! mate' shut up what crabs ? nah got a pee sting

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

Bete

Pronounced Betty, but it's an anagram of been everywhere tried everything. Used for everyday talk regarding looking for something you need, or mockinly for someone who's been there done it all.

Alright mate, did you try that place I suggested for that thing you were after ? Bete ! I've given up !

by Apoclamite March 15, 2023

release the beast

a term that can be used for many differents reasons, like if you are going to the bog for a number 2, or going to get your willy out for your girl, or letting your hamster out for a run

mate im desparate for a poo, frigging constipated ! dude toilets down there, go release the beast

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

sex soup

this is the mess that is always there after you have finished a session with your girl, both your secretions, and sometimes hair or other unknown objects now stain your matress or bed covers

rrrr baby that was fantastic, argh shit i just rolled into the sex soup, hahaha

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010