Apoclamite's definitions
A twattoo is a name given to a tattoo that is classless or ghastly, the word twattoo more describes the person who has the tattoo
by Apoclamite March 20, 2022
Get the Twattoomug. this is the mess that is always there after you have finished a session with your girl, both your secretions, and sometimes hair or other unknown objects now stain your matress or bed covers
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
Get the sex soupmug. An apoclamite is someone or as is the apoclamite are a people living in what is seen as the end of time or an era to which there is little too no chance of survival or recovery.
It seemed obvious that the end was nigh, yet still the apoclamite carried on regardless, not realising they were causing the problem.
by Apoclamite March 15, 2023
Get the Apoclamitemug. mate im on facebook, only want people i know on my friends list, but all these fakeface's keeping trying to add me, never seen or heard of them
by Apoclamite July 11, 2010
Get the fakefacemug. is an agreement between former lovers after they have split up not to sleep with eachothers friends or sulley there good name or fail to return belongings of that person
me and jenny split up today, dont worry though we have a post nuptial agreement so it should be amicable
by Apoclamite July 11, 2010
Get the post nuptial agreementmug. Pronounced Betty, but it's an anagram of been everywhere tried everything. Used for everyday talk regarding looking for something you need, or mockinly for someone who's been there done it all.
Alright mate, did you try that place I suggested for that thing you were after ? Bete ! I've given up !
by Apoclamite March 15, 2023
Get the Betemug. a term that can be used for many differents reasons, like if you are going to the bog for a number 2, or going to get your willy out for your girl, or letting your hamster out for a run
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
Get the release the beastmug.