Twitbooking 

The act of constantly updating your facebook status. This has become a rather annoying problem recently, especially with the invention of twitter. If you really want us to know what you are doing every five goddamn seconds get a twitter! Nobody gives a damn what you're doing anyways.

John: Luke keeps updating his facebook status every two minutes! What the hell?
Jenny: Wow that guy is totally twitbooking. What an asshole.

Twitbooking by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

Twitbooking 

An unhealthy obsession with the aptly named Twitter, Facebook and other social media by twits and other eejits who don't see anything wrong with putting the banal details of their inconsequential lives online for stalkers, prospective employers, exes and their imaginary "friends" to peruse for hours on end when they should be working.

Online mental masturbation for the socially retarded who regard befriending the most online strangers as a badge of honour.

When you are a child you may have one imaginary friend.

When you are an adult, you have over 500, thanks toTwitbooking.

Twitbooking by irretardulous January 31, 2012

Textbooking 

Video Chatting with your Head Lying on a page of your school textbook. The latest trend started by los angeles college students

David and I were textbooking last night. Textbooks have to be good for something, after all...

Textbooking by ravens101 February 9, 2012

TMIbooking 

The overly obnoxious spilling of feelings onto one's Facebook status for the purpose of letting others know the deep, grimy secrets of their intensely screwed up lives...even when NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT!

John Smith says "I can't believe you told my mom on me! That's just rude! We got into a huge fight, and now we're not speaking which is totally putting a damper on my Oedipus complex because I really like her! You make it look like I'm wrong when you're wrong and forget that we are clearly fighting! I hate you with the red hot intensity of a thousand suns you dbag!"

Jenny Smith writes on John Smith's wall "Woooow John, stop TMIbooking! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS!"

TMIbooking by Dramahater123 April 26, 2010

tweetbooking

Updating every single thing you do throughout the day via Facebook, instead of using Twitter.

"I get so sick of logging on to Facebook, only to read tweetbookings of how Jennifer 'loves her new tampons', or John's rant about the local grocery store 'never stocking Magnum-sized condoms'. These people need Twitter."

tweetbooking by JoeStep November 15, 2009

twextbooking 

a term used when you are so obsessed with someone that you are tweeting, texting, and facebooking them all at the same time, and successfully

"I have been sitting in this library for almost three hours now trying to do research, but I have been way to busy twextbooking Amanda & Sara to actually get anything accomplished."

Main reason for most students procrastination.

twextbooking by procrastinatinbabe October 20, 2011

textbooking 

a mix between texting and facebook. if you are texting while on facebook, it is textbooking. so technically you are studying.

he is addicted to textbooking.

textbooking by xMerlonx March 29, 2011