Definitions by MikeSynonymous
whymoaning
The source of mansplaining, men over explain things because women use why questions to complain or moan about the way things are based on their observations and criticisms of their surroundings.
Wife: "Why are your underwear on the floor?"
Husband: "Stop whymoaning, either pick them up, or tell me to pick them up and I will! Unless you do of course want me to mansplain the sport of laundryball"
Husband: "Stop whymoaning, either pick them up, or tell me to pick them up and I will! Unless you do of course want me to mansplain the sport of laundryball"
whymoaning by MikeSynonymous March 11, 2021
laundryball
A sport that almost all men play, whereby they yeet their dirty underwear into the laundry hamper from wherever they happen to be when they remove them.
"Would you stop playing laundryball, you are bad at it, and I am tired of always picking up your dirty underwear from the floor!"
laundryball by MikeSynonymous March 11, 2021
milliard
A thousand times a million is a milliard, not to be confused with a billion, which is a million times a million.
I used to be a millionaire with only 900 million pounds, then I sold my mansion and now I have over a milliard pounds! Now I'm a milliardaire!
milliard by MikeSynonymous August 27, 2013
Horsegate
"To shut the stable door after the horse has bolted", an idiom as old as horsemanship. Now it has a one shorthand, Hashtag friendly word to define the entire concept due to David Cameron and Razor the police horse in the scandal referred to as Horsegate. The origins on Gate as a suffix are in the Watergate trials of Richard Nixon
Horsegate by MikeSynonymous June 20, 2012
last minute
The ultimate moment of opportunity, just before it is too late. Sometimes last minute is actually too little too late, but most of the time in underdog situations the last minute is a great time to accomplish goals
last minute by MikeSynonymous June 20, 2012
Chegwin
To use comic material developed by another comedian, attempting to pass it off as your own. Often done without giving the other comedian credit for it, especially on the internet.
Chegwin by MikeSynonymous October 22, 2010
interactivism
Activism for humanitarian or political causes taking part interactively on the internet. When physical involvement is not a possibility, interactivism usually is. The internet is a fantastic tool for communication, and as with all forms of communication before it, it can be used to influence other people through the sharing of ideas and opinions.
Amnesty International launched a trend on Twitter and a petition on Facebook; encouraging people to take part in interactivism!
interactivism by MikeSynonymous October 7, 2010