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Twitterrhoea

The practice of posting a stream-of-consciousness burst of inconsequential messages on Twitter, often while watching popular television shows or cross-posted Likes while perusing other social media sites.
"The final episode of Breaking Bad triggered another bout of Twitterrhoea from my ex".
by dokoissho October 9, 2013
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twatterrhea

When a woman is on her menstural cycle and her monthly flow is very heavy .
"You gonna come watch the game over at brizzles?" "nah my girl has the dreaded TWATTERRHEA"
by STEVIE-O 904 February 21, 2009
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twitterhea

1) A condition resulting in tweeting frequent, short bursts of the most minute daily activities. 2) The collection of tweets from a group of people about the same event, resulting in highly repetitive clumps of observations.
1) Oh, I had to unfollow her, she had a bad case of twitterhea flooding my iPhone.


2) since I wont physically be at #railsconf this year, i'll attend virtually by lurking in the irc channel and consuming the twitterhea all day.
by roll here eggo April 24, 2009
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twitterrhea

symptoms: obsessive twittering in a short time span (often pointless tweets posted just to pass the time), twitching, putting @ signs in front of a person's name before texting or emailing them

diagnosis: one of your followers will say something along the lines of "holy shit, STOP!"

treatment: no cure; treatment includes throwing your phone out of the window and running over your router with your neighbor's lifted Ford F350
a few examples of twitterrhea include:
74 tweets in 6 1/2 minutes
7,523 tweets in a week
etc.
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Twitterhea

Pronounced as: Twitt - er - hea

Numerous twits in a short period of time of useless shit that no one cares about.
Did you see Baxters twitterhea about his job this morning?
by OSH and HWL June 23, 2009
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twittarrhea

An explosion of twitter messages that consist of sporadic "twarts". The messages are irrelevant and take up your entire twitter wall. These people usually average about 30 tweets an hour.
"Good morning!" or "Hows everyone doing?" or "Just ate some mashed potatoes off the carpet. Woohoo!"... These are all examples of someone with a case of twittarrhea.
by Jordan Bushkovski February 6, 2009
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Twitterhea

A Twitter condition afflicting Twitter user that feels compelled to tweet constantly, about every meaningless thing they are doing.
Basically anyone with more updates than followers. Some would go so far as to qualify anyone who tweets more than 6 times per day as someone suffering from Twitterhea. There's no way your life is that interesting!
by DudleyDooRight June 8, 2009
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