symptoms: obsessive twittering in a short time span (often pointless tweets posted just to pass the time), twitching, putting @ signs in front of a person's name before texting or emailing them
diagnosis: one of your followers will say something along the lines of "holy shit, STOP!"
treatment: no cure; treatment includes throwing your phone out of the window and running over your router with your neighbor's lifted Ford F350
diagnosis: one of your followers will say something along the lines of "holy shit, STOP!"
treatment: no cure; treatment includes throwing your phone out of the window and running over your router with your neighbor's lifted Ford F350
by dr. starquiesha tweet, m.d. May 22, 2009