Twirtle 

When a bird(s) is (are) twirling around an object and tweeting at the same time.

After a cartoon character has just been hit in the head with something hard, birds twirtle around his/her head.

Twirtle by Tweety Van Pooler May 31, 2011

Twirtle 

verb. to buzz or vibrate

Davis, your phone just twirtled!

Twirtle by babymama92 November 22, 2011

Twirtle 

The act of twisting and squirting

Bryce twirtles a lot in bed

Twirtle by Twirtler October 16, 2016

twitless 

adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.

Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.

That girl is twitless, reading her updates is like pulling an empty cereal box out of the cupboard.

twitless by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010

Twittle My twat 

When a girl wants you to lick her pussy out.

Phil will you Twittle my Twat?

Twittle My twat by Big Poppa 1234567 October 31, 2009

Twitler 

A fascist twit who overuses their Twitter, who uses it for the sole purpose to get attention and sooth their own ego and to indoctrinate the foolish. Synomous with The Orange Snowflake, a.k.a Orange Mussolini, a.ka. Cheeto-faced ferret wearing Shitgibbon, a.k.a Donald J. Trump.

"I wish POTUS Trump would stop tweeting already, he's not a winner no matter how many times he says it, man's a real twitler."

Twitler by Puppygirl January 15, 2017

pube twirler  

Someone who is inept and void of common sense.

One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.

Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.

Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"

"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler

"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."

"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."

pube twirler by Irbster2 February 7, 2008