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Twertles 

A turtle owned by a child who has a slight wittle wetard wisp.
"Jake what's your favorite animal?"
"I wike Twertles"
Twertles by Baileyswaxytwertles February 12, 2010
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tweetlessness 

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.
"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."
tweetlessness by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009
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The moment when turtles dance around majestically with mass twerking skills. It has also been called twirtle and is the result of a hybrid between Nicki Minaj and a turtle
The skype turtle emoji "solo and loving it" shows the first step the turtle makes when it starts the twirtle mating dance.
Bob said" wow man you dance like a twertle" Charles snickered and replied with" I know right Nicki Minaj would be so proud" Bod replied in disgust" dude you took it to far " Charles sat in the corner and cried
Twertle by Fajita September 5, 2016

twerkless 

Someone with no ass; can't get down
That white girl at the club last night was twerkless.
twerkless by Nat-dog October 20, 2015
Twertle is a slang word for vagina. Pronounced "turtle" but more with a lisp. Could be used to describe a sexual encounter between two females like "twertle time." Can be used in verb context, "twertling."
In the movie Black Swan, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis freakishly participate in twertle time.

"Don't touch my twertle!"

"I like your twertle."
twertle by pentagon+2 October 11, 2011

twartles 

The little slivers of flesh that protrudes on a womans ass when wearing very tight and short shorts, i.e. "daisy dukes"
twartles by Radaeon July 18, 2003

tweetless 

Refraining from tweeting. Finding that you have nothing to tweet or write. Drawing a blank when contemplating your Twitter page. Also used when one is stunned or surprised by something viewed on Twitter.
I'm tweetless after hearing that Aston Kutcher has stopped evangelizing Twitter.

With nothing to do but describe my latest latte buying excursion I suddenly found myself tweetless.

That boring Oprah was mercifully tweetless today.
tweetless by seacrest11 May 28, 2009
Word of the Day on May 28, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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