Twertles

A turtle owned by a child who has a slight wittle wetard wisp.

"Jake what's your favorite animal?"
"I wike Twertles"

by Baileyswaxytwertles February 12, 2010

tweetlessness

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.

"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."

by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009

Twertle

The moment when turtles dance around majestically with mass twerking skills. It has also been called twirtle and is the result of a hybrid between Nicki Minaj and a turtle
The skype turtle emoji "solo and loving it" shows the first step the turtle makes when it starts the twirtle mating dance.

Bob said" wow man you dance like a twertle" Charles snickered and replied with" I know right Nicki Minaj would be so proud" Bod replied in disgust" dude you took it to far " Charles sat in the corner and cried

by Fajita September 5, 2016

twerkless

Someone with no ass; can't get down

That white girl at the club last night was twerkless.

by Nat-dog October 20, 2015

twertle

Twertle is a slang word for vagina. Pronounced "turtle" but more with a lisp. Could be used to describe a sexual encounter between two females like "twertle time." Can be used in verb context, "twertling."

In the movie Black Swan, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis freakishly participate in twertle time.

"Don't touch my twertle!"

"I like your twertle."

by pentagon+2 October 11, 2011

twartles

The little slivers of flesh that protrudes on a womans ass when wearing very tight and short shorts, i.e. "daisy dukes"

by Radaeon July 18, 2003

tweetless

Refraining from tweeting. Finding that you have nothing to tweet or write. Drawing a blank when contemplating your Twitter page. Also used when one is stunned or surprised by something viewed on Twitter.

I'm tweetless after hearing that Aston Kutcher has stopped evangelizing Twitter.

With nothing to do but describe my latest latte buying excursion I suddenly found myself tweetless.

That boring Oprah was mercifully tweetless today.

by seacrest11 May 28, 2009