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To mentally combine and rearrange various elements in order to ascertain the most optimal result.
I twirkled in what order I should visit the library, the grocery store and my friend's house.
twirkle by jamestoma October 20, 2008
Words you can keep
a rapid motion of the gluteus maximus aka ass that makes the recipient or viewer giggle profusely.
"i really enjoy a girl that can twirkle!"
twirkle by cpj390 March 28, 2007

Twinkle-Talk 

It's when you "talk" to another "twinkle-talker" by combining your eyelid movements and Morse code to send a message from a person to another while no soul can notice or use this communication method against them. This code-based messaging technique uses Morse Code, a series of short and long signals called "dots" and "dashes". So a quick wink is a morse code "dot", and a "dash" is done by a winking slowly and longer. All you have to do is learn morse code. And with this method you can actually "shine" for real, a form of concrete telepathy. The distance? Who knows? Got binoculars?
I was twinkle-talking my lawyer and nobody knew what we were talking about. The prisoner twinkle talked to his friend in jail and got his message across flawless.
Twinkle-Talk by Ascot1111 December 22, 2022

twinkle cave 

Quite simply, a nice term for the vagina. Initially coined by English comedian Jimmy Carr.
She was so excited you could swim into her twinkle cave with ease.
twinkle cave by olycat April 5, 2013

Twinkle Daddies 

Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.

Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.
You oughta listen to Malegoat. They're the raddest twinkle daddies in all of Japan.
Twinkle Daddies by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011

twerkle jerk 

The act of twerking in a community circle, primarily by women to seduct all the men around.

Bonnie: look at all the girls in the middle of the twerkle jerk.

Lauren: it's so trashy they want to twerk on everyone.

Mike: I have no problem with that!!!
Booty
Twerking
Twerk
Dancing
Twerkle
Twerkle jerk
Jerk
Twerkle jerking
twerkle jerk by Yutz September 5, 2013

Twinklemeat 

It's your special lady garden

Another word for lady bits
Can I kiss your twinklemeat?
Twinklemeat by Vic BW April 21, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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