Twilight Fan

A person who reads and/or is obsessed with the popular series, Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. Usally decides to be on either Team Edward, Team Jacob, both, or neither. Really obsessed and rereads the books over and over again trying to get every little part out of it. May also go on stepheniemeyer.com to read parts that were edited out or preveiws.

Ashley: Hi Alicia! Have you read the first chapter of Midnight Sun on Stephenies Meyer's website?

Alicia: Pfft! Of course i have, im a true Twilight Fan, Team Edward Forever!! I've read the books like 59783787458738728 times!

Twilight Fan by Ashley M. T. August 4, 2008

twilight fan

pathetic girls who like this book because all the other girls like it.

ex im a TWILIGHT FAN and so is my mom.tmilight is only famous because some TWILIGHT FANS SAW IT ON A MOVIE

twilight fan by PARKOURFAILURE November 10, 2009

Twilight Super Fan 

A name given to those hardcore Twilight Fans who you can find standing outside of a movie theater for 12-24 hours before the release of the new edition to the seris. Some may cover their bodies in gliter and run around in the sunlight screaming for to their true loves which is usually their cats for they are the only ones who stay around them. Will have an unatural obsession with roses, shirtless people, and those who dont bathe for monthes on end. Others will live in the woods and travel around in the dark screaming for a vampire to bite them. All of these poor people need serious help.

Billy: Jill im breaking up with you

Jill: NOOOO!!! WHYY!!!!

Billy: i cant take you always wearing glitter and calling me edward you Twilight Super Fan

Jill: Fine go! you wish you had Edwards hair you ugly shard!

Billy: you are one physcotic bitch!

Twilight Super Fan by Enatap Ynohtna February 20, 2010

Twilight Fangirl 

Twilight Fangirls (TFs) are typically young, fanatical female fans of the Twilight series of books/films & may be identified by their Hot Topic Twilight tees. TFs travel in small organized groups, or at Twilight-sanctioned events, in larger unorganized packs. Ear protection is a must for bystanders when more than 10 TFs have gathered. TFs should be approached with caution by non-Twilight fans, and safety guidelines should be followed. NEVER state aloud that you are not a Twilight fan, have never read the book(s), or find 'Breaking Dawn' unrealistic in any way. If threatened, back away slowly & repeat calmly "I read the Isle Esmee chapter 27 times!". TFs' greatest wish is to stalk the set of any Twilight film, or - SQUEE!!! - to meet Robert Pattinson.

Twilight Fangirl #1 "OMG, did you hear Rpattz is on the set in Vancouver?"
Twilight Fangirl #2 "I KNOW! Let's go camp outside his hotel (or the hotel we THINK he's at) for 3 weeks!"
TF #1 & TF #2 "SQUEEEE!!!"

Twilight Fangirl by bikechick August 14, 2009

original twilight fans 

People who read the book est.05 06 and 07, before a craze of fan girls intervened and pooped all over the books reputation, there are very little of us, and unlike every other annoying conformist, who probably has as much depth as a puddle, we actually loved the series and edward and jacob, NOT robert fucking pattinson and taylor dick lautner. we actually are very loyal and love it for what it is not the books popularity.

It's so ironic how when I was reading twilight I was taunted and asked why i was reading such an emo looking book, and how those same people who made fun of me for reading the book are the same ones who are drooling over it now, it's quite funny how that works.

original twilight fans > twilight noobs

original twilight fans by The original twilighter. November 12, 2009

twilight fanfic 

1. A poor imitation of something that was terrible to begin with.

"The stage adaption of Home Alone 4 sucks!"

"Yeah man, it's just a huge steaming pile of Twilight fanfic."

twilight fanfic by David Rooney February 13, 2015

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser) 

twilightcancer is a form of cancer contracted by high exposure to the toxic waste known as twilight. Also can be contracted by watching the movie and standing within 100 mile radius of the author of the piece of shit book and can be contracted from having intercoarse with the author or anyone who has it, it is both a cancer and a STD. can also be used as a adjective

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)



jim: last night, i had sex with linda.
bob: you do know she had twilightcancer right?
jim: fuck.
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bill: i love twilight
steve: fucking twilightcancer

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser) by 0mg toxic February 8, 2009