Tweetarhea

An affliction of the tweeterholic, whereby excessive, uncontrollable spasms of tweeting occur, followed by general ennui.

Whoa, dude, Bill just had horrific attack of Tweetarhea. He nearly filled up my iPhone!

Tweetarhea by Whyte Noiyse July 6, 2009

tweetfreak 

Reminiscent of a speed freak (aka: the tweeker) it is one who's OCD about memorializing everything they do at any given moment on Twitter; that is, one who tweets incessantly, constantly and/or needlessly.

(phone rings)
Candy: Hello?

Sam: Hey, babe! It's me. Just callin' to see what you're doing tonight. Wanna go out?

Candy: Wait a sec...(tweets this call)...check me out on Twitter. I just twatted you (giggles).

Sam: Uhhh...I'm driving right now...I'm not at a computer.

Candy: Oh that's ok. Check it out when you get home. Seeya (CLICK).

Sam: What the f...?! I gotta dump that Goddamn, tweetfreak!

tweetfreak by Tenacious Faulker May 2, 2009

Tweetaria 

Someone who tweets (posts a message) on Twitter way too much.

Joe tweets about everything he does. He has major Tweetaria.

Tweetaria by big jimz May 19, 2009

Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).

1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago

Tweetarded by President Warren G. Harding September 11, 2009

Tweethearts

A couple who insist on having long sappy conversations on twitter to the annoyance of all who follow them

Jonh: I love you Heather! <3
Heather: I love you more John! <3
Me: Freaking Tweethearts, Will you just get a damn MSN convo already.

Tweethearts by Dr Simon Love February 16, 2010

tweethead 

1. A word that can be to describe certain people on twitter. People who tweet stupid, uninteresting mundain things. Similar to the meaning of:

-being a twit
-being a d*ckhead

or

2. A person who is addicted to Twitter, and twittering. Diehard twitters.

She can't even stop twittering to use the restroom or eat...tweets in her sleep. She is aciting like such a tweethead.

tweethead by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife June 17, 2009

tweetarrhea 

Posting many "tweets" on twitter (sometimes facebook) in rapid succession, whether said tweets were important/relevant or not.

JoeBloggs: I just ate a piece of cake (10 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: That was damn good cake (7 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Damn, now I'm thirsty, might get a drink (3 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Mmm, pepsi. Goes down good (just now)

That, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of tweetarrhea

tweetarrhea by madmikeone October 21, 2009