tweetarrhea

Posting many "tweets" on twitter (sometimes facebook) in rapid succession, whether said tweets were important/relevant or not.

JoeBloggs: I just ate a piece of cake (10 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: That was damn good cake (7 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Damn, now I'm thirsty, might get a drink (3 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Mmm, pepsi. Goes down good (just now)

That, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of tweetarrhea

by madmikeone October 21, 2009

tweetarrhea

A condition caused by sending too many status updates on a social network over a short period of time. See tweet diarrhea

Dude, 45 tweets in a half hour? You've got tweetarrhea. I'm unfollowing you.

by Jimathan February 13, 2010

twittarrhea

An explosion of twitter messages that consist of sporadic "twarts". The messages are irrelevant and take up your entire twitter wall. These people usually average about 30 tweets an hour.

"Good morning!" or "Hows everyone doing?" or "Just ate some mashed potatoes off the carpet. Woohoo!"... These are all examples of someone with a case of twittarrhea.

by Jordan Bushkovski February 6, 2009

tweeterrhia

When you start tweeting uncontrollably. You just can not stop.

I was checking my mentions and got hit with a crazy case of tweeterrhia. Sorry for flooding your timeline.

by That Pretty MuthaFucka January 4, 2012

Textarrhea

When you're texting and you just can't stop texting. When you're texting up the yinyang and can't stop. When you're sending texts like water. When you text much like you poop when you have diarrhea.

guy#1: The other day I just couldn't stop texting people, I was texting so much.

guy#2: It's almost like you've got textarrhea

by lord sion October 16, 2008

Tweetarrea

When a person tweets excessively in a 24 hour period.

@nursehand Geez Sissy either you don't tweet for days or you have tweetarrea about NKOTB all day long.

by Mrs_Spillis March 13, 2009

tweetorrhea

Tweetorrhea is a communication disorder, expressed by excessive typing of tweets regardless of the meaning and the value of the message. Tweetorrhea is a newly discovered illness and their causes remain poorly understood, however some theories emerged about their connection with low self-esteem and inability to build real life relationships.

John is suffering from tweetorrhea, harasses me five tweets per minute, my phone still buzzing.

by marqoz August 4, 2015