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When a female farts from her vagina.
I was fuckin' this bitch when she twarted all over my dick.
Twarted by baddabingbaddaboommmmm December 15, 2011
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When a women splits her fanny in half.also known as twarted
I’ve just did a split and twartedmyself
Twarted by Big pumpum getter June 23, 2022
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When a male/female is twerking and farting at the same time.
Alan was at the club when he twarted in Michelle’s face.
Twarted by SleepingSlayer October 30, 2022

blue twatted

This occurs when a man teases a girl to the point where she is horny as wants to have sex, but he doesn't follow through and leaves her wanting it.
My boyfriend and i were fooling around and my mom came home so he stopped and now i'm blue twatted.
blue twatted by Bradley Lucas December 4, 2009

Tarted Up 

If you're going out, most likely to get laid, you get "all tarted up", in other words; get dressed up, put your best clothes on, wear very few clothes.
I saw your little sister today, all tarted up in her mini skirt- then I saw her without the mini-skirt. ~punch~
Tarted Up by B16 D4V3 September 25, 2007
1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,
1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."
Twatted by soozeh February 23, 2005
1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.
Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted
twasted by Nick March 26, 2005
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