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Idiot and to act in a foolish manor
Tarted by Enthusiastic guava November 9, 2017
Someone who probably wanted to see what "tarted" meant from that video from random typek.
"Dude, do you know what tarted means?"
"Nah man"
Tarted by DrewbieDo March 29, 2021
'Tarted describes someone who acts retarded in a manner of ratchet, stupid, thirty, or embarrassing.
Those booty shorts make that white girl look 'tarted.
'Tarted by NannyMary13835 January 18, 2017

Tarted Up 

If you're going out, most likely to get laid, you get "all tarted up", in other words; get dressed up, put your best clothes on, wear very few clothes.
I saw your little sister today, all tarted up in her mini skirt- then I saw her without the mini-skirt. ~punch~
Tarted Up by B16 D4V3 September 25, 2007

tarted up 

1. - adj. - wearing an excessive amount of make up, a minimal amount of clothing; ostensibly for the purpose of luring a partner into the act of sexual intercourse. Usually reserved for females, but not as a rule.
"Let's skip the clubs tonight...I can't deal with that much tarted up jailbait."
tarted up by Tom Cerveaux January 26, 2010

K-tarted 

K-tarted is when someone becomes extremely high of a drug called special k (aka. Kizzo, Ketamine, K).

Being K-tarted also usually involves some stupid behavior followed by a retarded look on the persons face.

Another term for the word K-tarted is Kizzazeld
woah look at her shes k-tarted

or did you see bob yeasterday he was Kizzazeld

kkizzazeldkizzoketaminespecial [k
K-tarted by SwayJunglist June 19, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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