twated

To get fucked, boloxed, cunted

or

To be hit

We got really twated, then some guy twated me in the face with an ashtray.

by Timmeh October 8, 2003

Twated

1:When some hits a part of their body on somethingelse like hitting your head on the wall or smashing your knee on a radiator.

If something is hit with extreme force.(Usually in a sporting context)

Example 1:
Andy:Whats wrong with your head James ?
James: I twated it on the fridge door

Example 2:
Playing golf...
James: Wow Andy you just twated that shot miles , you ll be on the green in no time

by Harvez 88 November 15, 2006

Twated

Past-tence of tweet (what is written on Twitter.com)

Boss: Are you Twittering on the clock again?
Me: Nope, I already twated

by Clay Adams May 6, 2009

Tated

Tated... to back your car into a ditch while high

Guy 1: dudeeee I backed my car into a ditch while high
Guy 2: oh you mean you tated?

by Tate-oh-tot September 9, 2019

blue twatted

This occurs when a man teases a girl to the point where she is horny as wants to have sex, but he doesn't follow through and leaves her wanting it.

My boyfriend and i were fooling around and my mom came home so he stopped and now i'm blue twatted.

by Bradley Lucas December 4, 2009

twaked out

a person who habitually uses methanphetamines for long periods of time

hey, that dude is really twaked out!

by dildo dan September 18, 2003

twater boarding

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.

So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!

by jconn88 August 26, 2013