twated

To get fucked, boloxed, cunted

or

To be hit

We got really twated, then some guy twated me in the face with an ashtray.

by Timmeh October 08, 2003

Twating

The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.

Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!

by Gouldswifter November 01, 2012

twating

a good beating, or slap.

I twated it over the fence

by bugster July 21, 2003

Twating

When somebody has nothing better to say and talks shit

Mary is twating about everyone because she is jealous.

by nadaltennis885 April 20, 2011

Twated

1:When some hits a part of their body on somethingelse like hitting your head on the wall or smashing your knee on a radiator.

If something is hit with extreme force.(Usually in a sporting context)

Example 1:
Andy:Whats wrong with your head James ?
James: I twated it on the fridge door

Example 2:
Playing golf...
James: Wow Andy you just twated that shot miles , you ll be on the green in no time

by Harvez 88 November 15, 2006

Twated

Past-tence of tweet (what is written on Twitter.com)

Boss: Are you Twittering on the clock again?
Me: Nope, I already twated

by Clay Adams May 06, 2009

Twate

A date that is initiated via Twitter.

"Hey @insertgirlsname - I'd love to ask you out on a Twate. Drinks at @TheDrakeHotel Fri?"

"Aww I'd love to @insertguysname! It's a Twate - let's meet at 11pm!"

by conversated May 09, 2010