twanted

To want to get wasted

Going to the club to get twanted

by PMN123 March 16, 2018

twanted

To want to get absolutely off your face wasted.!!

Going down to the pub getting twanted fuck shit up

by Twanted4life March 16, 2018

Twanter

A combination of 'Twitter' and 'Banter'; enjoyable, humorous or interesting chat or conversation on Twitter.

@Example has some great twanter going on

by markrfletcher March 30, 2010

blue twatted

This occurs when a man teases a girl to the point where she is horny as wants to have sex, but he doesn't follow through and leaves her wanting it.

My boyfriend and i were fooling around and my mom came home so he stopped and now i'm blue twatted.

by Bradley Lucas December 4, 2009

Twanked

Fucked.
Hammered.
Buckled.
Sloshed.
Drunk.
Inebriated.
Shitfaced.
Blackout.
Turntup.
Crunk.

Man, I am getting so twanked on coolers tonight.
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"

by twankedondisbitchass January 30, 2015

Twatted

1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,

1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."

by soozeh February 23, 2005

Baw twanged

To swiftly hit some one in the balls

here mate you just got baw twanged

by baw ; March 16, 2009