Thwarted

To avoid or stop a fart mid stream. Can include a grimace and clenched cheeks.

My stomach was bubbling, I was about to let one rip when my crush walked by. I thwarted just in time.

by BabyBitchHands May 13, 2023

thwarted

Shun, Ignore, disregard
also see root word, thwart

That radio guy totally thwarted my request for that song!

by Bob Johansen September 26, 2005

thwarted

an autocorrect fail of "ok" once on discord user tally#2763's text messages.

"hey can you hurry up and fix the server name and channels tally"
"Thwarted"

by tallyofhalls February 21, 2023

Thwarted Crab

When you wrap both of a girls legs around her head during sex then begin harpooning her with your love sword, a relentless vicious assault, mercilessly laying siege until either the sex position is lost or an intervention is made.

mate, I got her good. Decimation by the thwarted crab

by Proffessor Muscle November 14, 2019

sorted or thwarted

successfully completing a task or not

How'd it go at the benefits office? Sorted or thwarted?

by sorted or thwarted October 21, 2018

Threesome Thwarter

The person who balks at a threesome when there are already two willing partners.

I was ready Saturday night for a threesome with my boyfriend and my best friend since grade school. I couldn't wait to taste her and have my boyfriend watch us and then join in. But that homo said he wasn't interested. He's such a Threesome Thwarter!

by Big Blue Boy August 20, 2011

Twarted

When a female farts from her vagina.

I was fuckin' this bitch when she twarted all over my dick.

by baddabingbaddaboommmmm December 15, 2011