Turtlepuss

A substitute word which can mean anything you desire, the substance of which is determined by the recipient’s ears.

Guy 1: “Duuuude, you’re such a turtlepuss”
Guy 2: “I turtlepuss’d your mom last night”

by Brawl Might May 16, 2023

turtlebush

racial slang for a white person or persons.

when someone of the white ethnicity is listening to what is believed to be black music
" nice music you fuckin turtlebush "

by KAYBEEE + SARAHSEAAA October 8, 2008

turtleboss

1. Nickname given to one who is a master of the penis...ie a homo
2. Bad ass Contra III stage boss who got his shit ruined

Damn, my roomate Sherman is such a turtleboss, the other day i walked in on him sucking some guy off, how shitty.

by Howard Mallory October 5, 2003

Snapping Turtle Puss

A particularly strong pussy capable of crushing anything inserted into it with the slightest of ease. The force is reminiscent of the jaw strength of a snapping turtle. Can be reversed only by a rare procedure called a "Puss Extraction".

I was fucking this girl as a dare for a free boat and her snapping turtle pussy clamped down on my dick and wouldn't release it.

by DoubleDare3000 July 2, 2017

Turtleness

Ryan Metzger

His turtleness is iconic.

His turtleness will be the death of me.

by AJR fan June 22, 2018

turtless

Some little kid on xbox. He may or may not be downs. Known to stay up past his bedtime.

Wiseguy: Did you see that kid just get spawn killed through a metal wall?
Nameless: Yeah that was turtless for ya

by NamelessArc046 May 21, 2018