Metzger 

A family of German- descendants in the Midwest who are generally well-loved and adorable.

Also: German for Butcher.

Those Metzger boys sure know how to have a good time.

Metzger by Metzgirl February 3, 2010

Metzger It

When a person knocks over a hookah and/or blows weed from the top of a bowl.

Finkle.. If you Metzger It, I'll never smoke with you again.

Metzger It by David Fink December 15, 2008

Tom metzger 

Tom Metzger is the director of The Insurgent AKA White Aryan Resistance and was born April 1938 and has six children, five of them girls. His wife Kathy passed away in 1992 after 28 years of marriage. He currently has 9 grandchildren. He has worked for over 30 years as an electronic technician. He has been incarcerated in Los Angeles County jail for 45 days for unlawful assembly (attending a cross lighting in 1982) and has been jailed with his son John in 1992 for 5 days in the Don jail in Toronto, Canada after giving a speech ("likely to commit an indictable offense").
He has been involved in brawls, riots, negotiations with the Black Panthers and Louis Farrakhan, race discussions in Tokyo twice (1993 and 1999), half dozen assassination attempts, won the Democratic Primary in 1980 in the largest Congressional district in the United States (openly as a Klansman), gathered 75,000 votes for U.S. Senate in 1982.

Converted from minister to atheist, reborn from right-winger to racist, he has been subpoenaed to Grand Juries, IRS hearings, Treasury Department inquiries (racist message on back side of fake dollar bills), multiple FBI interrogations ("I have nothing to say"), denounced by presidents, congressmen, politicians.

Sued for 10 million (Tom told John who told Mazzella who told skin heads to kill non-whites), has had his house of 30 years seized and sold, work truck and tools seized and sold, and ordered to work in "non-white" areas during probation (which he used his skills in promoting black and brown self-reliance and racism).

Above all he is 100% content with every battle he's engaged in. The list goes on, this is just a small sample of 40 years of political/racial activity he has engaged in

Tom metzger has adopted as many posisions from the left as he has from the right

Tom metzger by NLR718 June 19, 2006

Jack Metzger 

A idiot that plays Fortnite, and wants to be a cringy Fortnite streamer. Wannabe Fortnite streamer. And likes hot dogs with milk on it.

The Jack Metzger is really retarded and fat.

Jack Metzger by Jack Metzger October 25, 2018

Dean Metzger 

A faggot who goes to carey who is tall good looking he’s a cocky douche about play varsity sports in 9th. He’s gonna go d1 but he still pissed in a girls mouth #wtf

“Yo Im playing varsity as a freshman and I pee in girls mouths and I’m tall”

“Chill bro ur being a dean metzger”

Dean Metzger by Fuckdeanmetzger November 19, 2019

Dawson Metzger 

Big ass forehead

Dawson Metzger

has a big forehead and is retardation

Dawson Metzger by Dawson is gayyy April 18, 2019

cole metzger 

a cole metzger is a term used for a perfect man. cole metzger’s are the ideal boyfriend / husband. cole metzger’s are perfect, amazing, pretty, sweet, kind, comforting, loving, genuine, smart, and funny. it’s easy to get along with cole metzger. usually, when women find their soulmate, they often can be described as a cole metzger. cole metzger’s are baby girls and shine bright like the morning sun.

“my boyfriend is such a cole metzger”
“you’re so lucky! i wish i had a cole metzger, instead my boyfriend is a john cock…”

cole metzger by beomics March 16, 2024