turtleboss

1. Nickname given to one who is a master of the penis...ie a homo
2. Bad ass Contra III stage boss who got his shit ruined

Damn, my roomate Sherman is such a turtleboss, the other day i walked in on him sucking some guy off, how shitty.

turtleboss by Howard Mallory October 5, 2003

Turtleboxing 

When one flips a small boat onto a dug trench for the purpose of hot boxing the newly created airpocket.

Did u hear he's Turtleboxing that boat with his mates.

Turtleboxing by hashketeer January 23, 2015

Turtlebomb

To deficate upon a person from a distance of one story up or higher.

Tim, "Is that an ass hanging out that 3rd story window?"

Bill, "LOOK OUT! It's a Turtlebomb!"

Turtlebomb by Washudoin January 21, 2009

turtlebush 

racial slang for a white person or persons.

when someone of the white ethnicity is listening to what is believed to be black music
" nice music you fuckin turtlebush "

turtlebush by KAYBEEE + SARAHSEAAA October 8, 2008

Turtleblast

When in desperate need of a shit, the Turtleblast is the name given to the fart where spray seeps around the edge of a shit-in-waiting, and is discharged as a fine mist.

"I was 69'ing this girl the other day when i totally got Tutleblasted in the face!"

"Dude that Turtleblast residue stained my wall!"

Turtleblast by Snizzbitz May 18, 2010

Turtleness

Ryan Metzger

His turtleness is iconic.

His turtleness will be the death of me.

Turtleness by AJR fan June 22, 2018

Turtlepuss 

A substitute word which can mean anything you desire, the substance of which is determined by the recipient’s ears.

Guy 1: “Duuuude, you’re such a turtlepuss”
Guy 2: “I turtlepuss’d your mom last night”

Turtlepuss by Brawl Might May 16, 2023