Turnipped

When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.

Brett and Ken Turnipped each others assholes after a romantic evening of salsa dancing

by Joshictionary September 19, 2018

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turniphead

an original and creative insult, implies that someone looks or is stupid, by suggesting that their head is like a turnip.
used by merlin to insult prince arthur.

“what can i say arthur? you look like a total turniphead.”

by tweeva January 2, 2020

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Turnipped • turniphead • tripped • tripped out • tripped up • tripped and ate shit • tripped and tapped • Tripped as Fuck • Tripped at the finish line • Tripped balls

When an entire class is banned from fieldtrips. Usually involves alot of weed hidden in guitars, about 3 bottles of vodka being chucked into a nearby, several kids drunk in the hallways at about 11pm and one of them snitching and getting away with nothing bcs her uncle owns the school.

Did you hear? Gialamas talked to the whole grade.

Yeah, they were 10th Grade Tripped.

Yikes.

by Nina Kaliamvakos February 21, 2019

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turnpipe

When an illiterate person tries to use the word Turn Pike

'STRIP YOUR ASS BUTT NAKED AND HIT THAT TURNPIPE - You's a fuck boy, fuck boy' - Trina

by FumpasaurusRex April 1, 2016

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He Tripped and I Fell

A really terrible excuse that you give to someone when they catch you having sex. Usually involves being caught cheating by a boyfriend/girlfriend.

May involve phrases such as "It wasn't me", " It just happened", and "How did that get there?"

Janet: Brad! What are you doing!?

Brad: (balls deep in Janet's attractive friend Roxy) Nothing! It was an accident!

Janet: That is the worst "he tripped and I fell" that I have ever heard! We're over!

by JJBQ May 3, 2010

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