Turnipped
When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.
Turnipped by Joshictionary September 19, 2018
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turniphead
an original and creative insult, implies that someone looks or is stupid, by suggesting that their head is like a turnip.
used by merlin to insult prince arthur.
used by merlin to insult prince arthur.
turniphead by tweeva January 2, 2020
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10th Grade Tripped
When an entire class is banned from fieldtrips. Usually involves alot of weed hidden in guitars, about 3 bottles of vodka being chucked into a nearby, several kids drunk in the hallways at about 11pm and one of them snitching and getting away with nothing bcs her uncle owns the school.
10th Grade Tripped by Nina Kaliamvakos February 21, 2019
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turnpipe by FumpasaurusRex April 1, 2016
He Tripped and I Fell
A really terrible excuse that you give to someone when they catch you having sex. Usually involves being caught cheating by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
May involve phrases such as "It wasn't me", " It just happened", and "How did that get there?"
May involve phrases such as "It wasn't me", " It just happened", and "How did that get there?"
Janet: Brad! What are you doing!?
Brad: (balls deep in Janet's attractive friend Roxy) Nothing! It was an accident!
Janet: That is the worst "he tripped and I fell" that I have ever heard! We're over!
Brad: (balls deep in Janet's attractive friend Roxy) Nothing! It was an accident!
Janet: That is the worst "he tripped and I fell" that I have ever heard! We're over!
He Tripped and I Fell by JJBQ May 3, 2010
tripped up
tripped up by kokenjr January 17, 2005
tripped up
tripped up by iopq July 11, 2004
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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