Brandon threw the bar of soap on the shower floor. As his wife went to pick it up he gave her an overpowering anal flick which stunned her, but yet turned her on. She then said MMMMMmmmmmm, got out of the shower and went to bed.
by Joshictionary September 21, 2018
When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.
by Joshictionary September 19, 2018
When your friend is being an asshole, so you put a small cactus under his/her bed sheet. When he/she go to bed they will lay on the cactus unknowingly and needles will get lodged in his/her back.
by Joshictionary September 18, 2018