dollophead

an original and creative insult used by Merlin to insult Prince Arthur. It manages to be sassy but still somewhat cute at the same time.

“i may be a wimp, but at least i’m not a dollophead”
“there’s no such word”
“it’s idiomatic, you need to be more in touch with the people”
“describe dollophead”
“in two words? prince arthur”

by tweeva January 02, 2020

turniphead

an original and creative insult, implies that someone looks or is stupid, by suggesting that their head is like a turnip.
used by merlin to insult prince arthur.

“what can i say arthur? you look like a total turniphead.”

by tweeva January 02, 2020

clotpole

an idiot, stupid, someone who is oblivious to what is going on.

is pretty much exclusive to merlin and arthur.

“he’s trying get rid of me, and if you weren’t such a clotpole you’d see that!”
“a what?”
“clotpole. he said clotpole, sire.”

by tweeva January 02, 2020