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turniphead 

an original and creative insult, implies that someone looks or is stupid, by suggesting that their head is like a turnip.
used by merlin to insult prince arthur.
“what can i say arthur? you look like a total turniphead.”
turniphead by tweeva January 2, 2020
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Turniphead 

A man with a grey quiff fade who is from the north and has a turnip shapes head.
That turniphead didn't bring me any carrotcake today.
Turniphead by SNAZZZZY J April 27, 2019

Turniphead 

THE coolest word ever.
I mean you can use it in any context whether good or bad.
1) When you're realy happy about something
2) When you're angry about something
3) When you're well pissed off at someone
1) omg i love you! you're such a Turniphead!!!!
2)oh fuck off you Turniphead!
3) omg i got more maths hw. Mr. Smith is such a turniphead!
Turniphead by Jstar! May 20, 2007

turniphead 

Someone with a head shaped like a brussel spout
he looks like a turniphead - the gay there that has a head shaped exactly like a brussel sprout
turniphead by Chav January 8, 2005

Tuliphead 

One whom is addicted to tuliping. Avert your eyes if they are wearing sandals.
*sharp intake of breath* Shiiit Marie don't look down but Dylan is CLEARLY a tulip head.
tuliphead tuliper tulip addict dont look down nasty
Tuliphead by Ezve December 11, 2013

Turnipped 

When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.
Brett and Ken Turnipped each others assholes after a romantic evening of salsa dancing
Turnipped by Joshictionary September 19, 2018

Tuliphead 

A nickname for a Dutchman. Some said it's because of their hair/head that shape like a Tulip. It's more like a compliment for them.
Girl: "Hey, Tuliphead! Come 'ere!"

Boy: "Stop calling me that!"
Tuliphead by forcedimpact October 14, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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