Turnbo 

1. To instigate stupidity; being the prime example of stupid.
2. To say something stupid. See "Turnboism."

1. Oh wow, that guy was fucking Turnbo.
2. "I believe the world is a cube."

Turnbo by Slate Simon December 22, 2003

turbobloke 

John Kaczynski like, right wing , pompous, climate change bore.

Turbobloke wrote near to one hundred thousand lies over twenty years on a car forum but nobody actually cared.

“Looks like grandad’s joined a cult, best forget about him, he’s with turbobloke now!”

turbobloke by dokic November 7, 2019

Turbo Wrecked 

What HopCat gets in most of his games

"I'm getting turbo wrecked right now" -HopCat on Wednesday, April 29th, 2020

Turbo Wrecked by CZea April 29, 2020

turbo encabulator 

An instrument that allows transmission that not only supplies inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but is also capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.

Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motions of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance and capacitive directance.

The original machine had a baseplate of prefabulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammeters.

The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of develement, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusodial depleneration.

1: "Hey bro, check out that turbo encabulator"
2: "Whoa, check out that prefabulated Amulite on it!"

turbo encabulator by fizzixxxx December 3, 2011

Roman Turbocharger 

1. When two people 69 underneath bed sheets, ideally white ones that resemble a traditional Roman toga, while each one holds a can of Red Bull or similar energy drink in one hand and slams it.

Friend #1: How did your night go with your new lady-friend Tanya, (or if talking to a woman, your new guy-friend Steve)?

Me: Wowwwww, Tanya/Steve and I Roman Turbocharged last night under the sheets, it was sooooo intense!

Friend #1: Please tell me more about this Roman Turbocharger you speak of!

Me: Basically, we got under the sheets, 69'ed, and slammed Red Bull!

Friend #1: Wow, sounds awesome, I will definitely be trying that next time I'm with my GF/BF!!

Roman Turbocharger by Bill Sportz February 14, 2013

Turbo Turds 

To take a fast shit.

Uh-oh. I have to shit but I have a show coming on in a minute! Better make turbo turds!

Turbo Turds by Userman July 9, 2011

Turbo mega cunt fucked 

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

Turbo mega cunt fucked by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016