Turnbowl

You start by going number 2, diarrhea into a bowl.
Then you grab a friends or boyfriends penis by surprise (while sleeping or not paying attention) and twist/turn it in your bowl filled with excrement.

That's when you yell you've been Turnbowl'ed !!! Bitch!!!

Originated from Mexico.

Originally " Vuelta Peto" Which meant turned penis or penis Honker/Turned Honker or penis circles.

Was renamed by a white male.

I pulled a "Turnbowl" last night on a Reader while he was drunk.

Reader's response: someone must have Turnbowl'ed me last night while i was hammered.

I wish i could " Turnbowl " my teacher, he is suck a prick.

If i am tortured i wish i am never "Turnbowl'ed"

If i see you talking to my girlfriend again, I am gonna give you a "Turnbowl"

Turnbowl by Vladimir Garcia December 18, 2009

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Turnbowed

The act of not closing or having trouble to close.

Bro you totally Turnbowed on that investment deal yesterday.

Or

Eddie you went on four dates, took the girl shopping and made dinner...did you smash? No bro she says she wants to cuddle. "Turnbowed"

Or

I heard you totally turnbowed with that girl last night!

Or

Derrick Turnbow In eight relief appearances with Milwaukee in 2008, he accumulated an 0-1 record with one save and a 15.63 ERA (11 er/6.1 ip). "Turnbowed"

Turnbowed by Zebra Nation & Scuba June 23, 2011

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Turnbowl • turnbow • Turnbowed

turnbow

A very nice young fellow who has a crooked penis in the shape of a j, sometimes referred to as a "j hook"

Nick- "Look at that guy coming out of the shower, he has a crooked penis "

Paul "he must be a Turnbow"

turnbow by hooker62362 October 11, 2013

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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