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Turnbowl 

You start by going number 2, diarrhea into a bowl.
Then you grab a friends or boyfriends penis by surprise (while sleeping or not paying attention) and twist/turn it in your bowl filled with excrement.

That's when you yell you've been Turnbowl'ed !!! Bitch!!!

Originated from Mexico.

Originally " Vuelta Peto" Which meant turned penis or penis Honker/Turned Honker or penis circles.

Was renamed by a white male.
I pulled a "Turnbowl" last night on a Reader while he was drunk.

Reader's response: someone must have Turnbowl'ed me last night while i was hammered.

I wish i could " Turnbowl " my teacher, he is suck a prick.

If i am tortured i wish i am never "Turnbowl'ed"

If i see you talking to my girlfriend again, I am gonna give you a "Turnbowl"
Turnbowl by Vladimir Garcia December 18, 2009
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Turnbowed 

The act of not closing or having trouble to close.
Bro you totally Turnbowed on that investment deal yesterday.

Or

Eddie you went on four dates, took the girl shopping and made dinner...did you smash? No bro she says she wants to cuddle. "Turnbowed"

Or

I heard you totally turnbowed with that girl last night!

Or

Derrick Turnbow In eight relief appearances with Milwaukee in 2008, he accumulated an 0-1 record with one save and a 15.63 ERA (11 er/6.1 ip). "Turnbowed"
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A very nice young fellow who has a crooked penis in the shape of a j, sometimes referred to as a "j hook"
Nick- "Look at that guy coming out of the shower, he has a crooked penis "

Paul "he must be a Turnbow"
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
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