A Turlough is a small golem-like creature native to Irish boglands.
Rarely seen, Turlough's are renowned for their mischevious nature.
The most
frequently documented problems of Turlough's are recorded by local
authorities and relate to their pleasure to
terrorize the anus of lambs, chickens and other small farm yard animals.
Did ye hear paddy caught a Turlough
horsin' it into his pig Sinead....
little cunt got away before he could catch him
I heard those micks can't even stop a Turlough
fuckin' their country up