Turlough is a very chivalrous and gentlemanly man. He is someone who shows nothing but utmost respect to all women because women are queens.
Turlough sometimes finds it hard to connect with girls because he loves them so much he gets shy around them with their perfect lips, adorable eyes and mouth watering breasts. Turlough does not like being referred to as an incell so please do not do this. If you find a Turlough, never let him go.
Hey, nice to meet you I am Turlough. I couldn’t help but notice how plump your beautifulbreasts were. Could I maybe touch them??
A Turlough is a small golem-like creature native to Irish boglands.
Rarely seen, Turlough's are renowned for their mischevious nature.
The most frequently documented problems of Turlough's are recorded by local authorities and relate to their pleasure to terrorize the anus of lambs, chickens and other small farm yard animals.
Did ye hear paddy caught a Turlough horsin' it into his pig Sinead....little cunt got away before he could catch him
I heard those micks can't even stop a Turlough fuckin' their country up
Turloughmore is a small village in the west of Ireland. The lads down there are usually all dopey and very slow. Most of them will claim to own land but it’s more than likely a lie. Everyone is an alcoholic below in it. They live for hurling, drink and farming. They all normally look the same as they are all inbred. They all think they are big men. Normally can’t understand them as they have there own launguage which can only be spoken amongst fellow turlougheens. A very unusual spot for any people not familiar with the area.
I was below in Turloughmore the last day for a few quiet ones with the lads.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*