Turnbowed

The act of not closing or having trouble to close.

Bro you totally Turnbowed on that investment deal yesterday.

Or

Eddie you went on four dates, took the girl shopping and made dinner...did you smash? No bro she says she wants to cuddle. "Turnbowed"

Or

I heard you totally turnbowed with that girl last night!

Or

Derrick Turnbow In eight relief appearances with Milwaukee in 2008, he accumulated an 0-1 record with one save and a 15.63 ERA (11 er/6.1 ip). "Turnbowed"

by Zebra Nation & Scuba June 23, 2011

getting turboed

When you are on a computer with a power and a reset button, and you tell someone to press the "turbo" button, which is really the reset button. They will think that it makes the computer go faster, but in reality, they will lose all of their work.

Joe asks Justin, "Why is my computer going so slow?" Justin says, "Maybe you should press the turbo button!" Joe presses it, and loses all of his work, seven times. What a gay. Joe just shoed getting turboed sucks.

by Mike September 20, 2006

turboed

The act of being exceptionally inebriated. Being turbo drunk.

After two forties of Old English, Jeff was turboed.

by Dargo May 21, 2007

turnbow

A very nice young fellow who has a crooked penis in the shape of a j, sometimes referred to as a "j hook"

Nick- "Look at that guy coming out of the shower, he has a crooked penis "

Paul "he must be a Turnbow"

by hooker62362 October 11, 2013

Turnbowl

You start by going number 2, diarrhea into a bowl.
Then you grab a friends or boyfriends penis by surprise (while sleeping or not paying attention) and twist/turn it in your bowl filled with excrement.

That's when you yell you've been Turnbowl'ed !!! Bitch!!!

Originated from Mexico.

Originally " Vuelta Peto" Which meant turned penis or penis Honker/Turned Honker or penis circles.

Was renamed by a white male.

I pulled a "Turnbowl" last night on a Reader while he was drunk.

Reader's response: someone must have Turnbowl'ed me last night while i was hammered.

I wish i could " Turnbowl " my teacher, he is suck a prick.

If i am tortured i wish i am never "Turnbowl'ed"

If i see you talking to my girlfriend again, I am gonna give you a "Turnbowl"

by Vladimir Garcia December 18, 2009

Turboed

Doing something with great speed.

I turboed home, knowing I had some good snackage waiting for me

by CROSSFAD3D_OG March 28, 2019