Turnap

A name given to a boy who is last name is Turner

Person 1: 'Hey, whats your name?'
Person 2: 'Joe Turner'
Person 1; 'OMG, your a Turnap!'

by FoxyDog August 20, 2010

turnip twaddler

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.

"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"

by bikergeek November 5, 2012

Ohio Turnpike

An expedient vehicle maneuver used when one needs to defecate immediately (typically a code brown diarrhea emergency) so one is forced to pull to the side of the road. Pull far enough off on the right shoulder and slightly angle the front of the car toward the road. Open the passenger door and no one can see you from in front or behind thus enabling the pooper to squat and lose his bowels in complete privacy.

Dude, I’m gonna’ shit myself! Pull an Ohio Turnpike NOW!!!!!

by MagsMcGavin June 2, 2018

turniphead

an original and creative insult, implies that someone looks or is stupid, by suggesting that their head is like a turnip.
used by merlin to insult prince arthur.

“what can i say arthur? you look like a total turniphead.”

by tweeva January 2, 2020

turdapult

A specially designed and fitted catapult used to sling turds into a neighbor’s yard or hot tub.

The turdapult has been variously used in a wide spectrum of situations, from special ops to folks who just want to comment on their neighbors’ lifestyles with easily delivered stinking brown bundles!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020

Turnabout Big Top

the worst Ace Attorney case.

i hate turnabout big top

by The SQUIP August 17, 2021

west coast turnaround

Trucker slang for stimulants (amphetamines or extra-strong caffeine pills), used to keep the driver awake and alert. Often used when driving late at night, or on a second shift when the driver should be pulled over and sleeping in a motel or rest stop.

My second driver is a west coast turnaround, and he's gonna drive us all the way back home.

by Jori Atoz June 21, 2004