Turkistan

A name used to laugh at the country of Turkey simply for existing, due to the economic shithole that Turkey has been in for, like, forever.

Person 1: "I'm thinking of going to Turkey this summer! I have some money for us. Would you like to come?"
Person 2: "Have you seen literally any news media talking about that country? No, i'm not going to fucking Turkistan with you!"
Person 1: "what the fuck."

by smartestmontenegrin October 21, 2023

Turdistan

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

turkishtam

A legend. Turkishtam, also known as “bossman” or just “Tam” is one of the UK’s finest treasures. He can get any woman he wants and is a man of pure talent. Football. Boxing. Acting. Academic. Good looking. Turkish. Good at cutting doner and an absolute unit.

“Hey, isn’t that TurkishTam?”

by GreenCh1ef October 3, 2020

tristan alligaen

A pedophile that has a kink for shit.

Timmy, stay away from that tristan alligaen!

by engrish doctor December 8, 2017

Tristania

An undeniable awesome band, which was formed in the end of '96. They mostly play Gothic Metal, but also have hints of Death Metal Black Metal and Opera, which fits really well with their female vocalists voice.

Tristania has 3 vocalists:

Vibeke Stene - female vocals
Kjetil Ingebrethsen - death vocals
Østen Bergøy - clean vocals

Tristania has at the moment 5 albums on the street, first one being Tristania, then in order of appearence:

Widow's Weeds
Beyond the Veil
World of Glass
Ashes

Tristania is an awesome Gothic Metal band.

by Atheuz October 17, 2005

TristanwithaK

TristanwithaK is a German/Filipino character from the anime: "Cock, the Movie." His presence throughout the movie has become tragic as his Math lessons turned into a nightmare where he slowly went insane. TristanwithaK also apart of the sequel of "The Tankograds" and "Technograds" where the Battle of Tirad Pass took place when both sides became a bunch of Filipino and American virgins.

"TristanwithaK is also known as Lebron von Leeb of the Army Group North."

by Zhrimpian December 29, 2020