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Trumpenese
Trumpenese - The language President Trump uses to speak. Trumpenese is constructed using English words, however, the meaning behind those words is dynamic (i.e. "Alternative Facts' or 'Alternative Meaning'.) There are various dialects of Trumpenese, but the most common can be broken down as follows:
1. Projecting Trump's faults by declaring others' faults instead. See twitter for examples.
2. Using alternative facts, such as, "I'm like, a really smart guy." Or, "The Trump inauguration was viewed more than any other."
3. Insecurity Mix: A mix of the two dialects above, which usually consists of bashing someone else, then using alternative facts to make himself feel better, and hopes everyone agrees.
4. Butter-you-up approach: Tell everyone and anyone that he's their biggest supporter and he will do what it takes, regardless if at the time it contradicts everything else he has stated in the past. It feels good at the time, but makes you start to question your sanity as a normal human person.
5. Rambling Scary President: A good example of this, basically combines all of the above, where he talks about things that didn't happen (i.e. Rain stopping and starting magically, how the CIA will be unrestrained, and how "getting another chance at taking oil" may be a good idea, who knows?) It seems this dialect is the hardest to classify, because it flows so freely between them all.
1. Projecting Trump's faults by declaring others' faults instead. See twitter for examples.
2. Using alternative facts, such as, "I'm like, a really smart guy." Or, "The Trump inauguration was viewed more than any other."
3. Insecurity Mix: A mix of the two dialects above, which usually consists of bashing someone else, then using alternative facts to make himself feel better, and hopes everyone agrees.
4. Butter-you-up approach: Tell everyone and anyone that he's their biggest supporter and he will do what it takes, regardless if at the time it contradicts everything else he has stated in the past. It feels good at the time, but makes you start to question your sanity as a normal human person.
5. Rambling Scary President: A good example of this, basically combines all of the above, where he talks about things that didn't happen (i.e. Rain stopping and starting magically, how the CIA will be unrestrained, and how "getting another chance at taking oil" may be a good idea, who knows?) It seems this dialect is the hardest to classify, because it flows so freely between them all.
"Crooked Hillary" is Trumpenese for, "I am very crooked myself, me, Mr. Trump!"
"The Trump inauguration was the most viewed in History." is Trumpenese for: "My inauguration was not as popular as some of the others."
"You all voted for me, right!?" (talking to 300+ CIA employees) is Trumpenese for: "I am an extremely insecure man."
"The Trump inauguration was the most viewed in History." is Trumpenese for: "My inauguration was not as popular as some of the others."
"You all voted for me, right!?" (talking to 300+ CIA employees) is Trumpenese for: "I am an extremely insecure man."
Trumpenese by MPHStu January 22, 2017
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Trumpencestance
Trumpencestance is when you and millions of others definitely did not vote for Donald J. Trump, or any of his worldview, but will be forced to live under both that and his administration, most likely lose more rights, and you and/or friends and family (and human beings in general, along with the planet and everything else on it) will suffer.
Trumpencestance by djchronic December 8, 2016
Trumpies
"I fucked a solid 10 last night, but I didn't realize until the next morning, when I was sober enough to read her shirt, that she gave me trumpies
Trumpies by xFrostyVII July 20, 2016
Trumpenese
Trumpenese by Star The Smol Child September 7, 2016
trumpiocentrism
A belief that everything in the known universe revolves around you, marked by a lack of empathy for others, a primal need to be worshiped, a persecution complex, and burning desire to turn any discussion not involving you back to you, making being a functional representative of other people impossible. It is common for someone in this place to bring up irrelevant, if minor past glories and create an alternate reality as a distraction from the present moment, attacking others as a defense mechanism against the inevitable cognitive dissonance.
The people who voted in 2016 for Donald Trump thought they were electing a successful businessman who was capable of sober, rational thought and out-of-the-box thinking and would be able to fix the problems in Washington. They underestimated the magnitude of his trumpiocentrism and the rest of us are watching in horror as the man falls into madness. We can only hope Mueller completes his investigation and puts an end to this sad chapter in American history before Trump brings the rest of the country and world down with him.
trumpiocentrism by jdubhub68 January 14, 2018