Turdonato 

Slang meaning for the word Courtesy Flush. As in the moment when you drop a deuce and flush in sync. Making the turd instantly sucked down into the swirly to avoid odor. Then wipe and flush the toilet paper and quickly wash hands. And spray lysol cause, _/(°,°)\_ don't want to spread rona.

Child:you cant smell that, dad!!! I flushed a turdonato,
Dad: not bad, thanks!!

Turdonato by katchtheDrift November 30, 2020

tardinator 

1. a person who does so many random stupid acts they take the prize
2. a person who doesn't want to be helped and has to do it their way, special rules for special people.

Paris Hilton is the tardinator. She thought that the judge didn't mean it when he took away her license and told her not to drive. Now she's doin' time for her DUI. California is home of the governator and the tardinator.

tardinator by javajoan July 17, 2007

Turdnado 

1. A shitstorm of epic ferocity that hits without warning.

WIFE: How was work today?
HUSBAND: Everything was great until about 2 o'clock when that TURDNADO hit. I'm lucky I made it out of there alive.

Turdnado by @DJCharlieBlac September 5, 2013

Turdgatory 

A state of suffering on the toilet during repetitive, violent and malodorous bowel evacuations.

Bob regretted eating that suspicious looking pork sausage the night before because he was now sitting in turdgatory, trying not to gag on his poo fumes or wince at his poorly rectum that now probably resembled the Eye of Sauron.

Turdgatory by Coraline Mae September 29, 2012

turdonion 

when one peels back the layers of of detail in a situation, encountering increasing levels of pain and discomfort (e.g. crying while peeling an onion), only to discover in the end that the situation is in fact really a turd.

Hey Mike... I've been digging into this new project you gave me, and I don't think it's an onion...I am standing here crying holding a turd... Thanks for the turdonion, bro..

turdonion by DaddyG August 6, 2012

Turbanator 

Arab version of Ahhhnold's character.

Osama bin Laden used to be widely viewed as a regular Turbanator, but more recently there have been serious doubts that he was actually responsible for all of the terrorist attacks that he was accused of orchestrating.

Turbanator by QuacksO January 17, 2023

Turbanator 

A person who wears a Turban with Pride. Has a kind heart loves motorcycles and jeeps

I saw a Turbanator on interstate and he stopped his harley in the middle of a road to pick up an injured puppy.

Turbanator by sng21 July 20, 2021