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Turdonato

Slang meaning for the word Courtesy Flush. As in the moment when you drop a deuce and flush in sync. Making the turd instantly sucked down into the swirly to avoid odor. Then wipe and flush the toilet paper and quickly wash hands. And spray lysol cause, _/(°,°)\_ don't want to spread rona.
Child:you cant smell that, dad!!! I flushed a turdonato,
Dad: not bad, thanks!!
by katchtheDrift November 30, 2020
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tardinator

1. a person who does so many random stupid acts they take the prize
2. a person who doesn't want to be helped and has to do it their way, special rules for special people.
Paris Hilton is the tardinator. She thought that the judge didn't mean it when he took away her license and told her not to drive. Now she's doin' time for her DUI. California is home of the governator and the tardinator.
by javajoan July 17, 2007
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Turdnado

1. A shitstorm of epic ferocity that hits without warning.
WIFE: How was work today?
HUSBAND: Everything was great until about 2 o'clock when that TURDNADO hit. I'm lucky I made it out of there alive.
by @DJCharlieBlac September 5, 2013
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Turdgatory

A state of suffering on the toilet during repetitive, violent and malodorous bowel evacuations.
Bob regretted eating that suspicious looking pork sausage the night before because he was now sitting in turdgatory, trying not to gag on his poo fumes or wince at his poorly rectum that now probably resembled the Eye of Sauron.
by Coraline Mae September 29, 2012
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turdonion

when one peels back the layers of of detail in a situation, encountering increasing levels of pain and discomfort (e.g. crying while peeling an onion), only to discover in the end that the situation is in fact really a turd.
Hey Mike... I've been digging into this new project you gave me, and I don't think it's an onion...I am standing here crying holding a turd... Thanks for the turdonion, bro..
by DaddyG August 6, 2012
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Turbanator

Arab version of Ahhhnold's character.
Osama bin Laden used to be widely viewed as a regular Turbanator, but more recently there have been serious doubts that he was actually responsible for all of the terrorist attacks that he was accused of orchestrating.
by QuacksO January 17, 2023
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Turbanator

A person who wears a Turban with Pride. Has a kind heart loves motorcycles and jeeps
I saw a Turbanator on interstate and he stopped his harley in the middle of a road to pick up an injured puppy.
by sng21 July 20, 2021
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