Turdnato

When one lets go of an especially nasty fart and proceeds to run circles around someone really fast, catching them in a vortex of ass smell.

Shane got caught in the eye of my turdnato!

Turdnato by carpetcarl December 21, 2008

Turdnado 

1. A shitstorm of epic ferocity that hits without warning.

WIFE: How was work today?
HUSBAND: Everything was great until about 2 o'clock when that TURDNADO hit. I'm lucky I made it out of there alive.

Turdnado by @DJCharlieBlac September 5, 2013

Turdgatory 

A state of suffering on the toilet during repetitive, violent and malodorous bowel evacuations.

Bob regretted eating that suspicious looking pork sausage the night before because he was now sitting in turdgatory, trying not to gag on his poo fumes or wince at his poorly rectum that now probably resembled the Eye of Sauron.

Turdgatory by Coraline Mae September 29, 2012

Turdmato 

Nasty wilted dirty salad vegies and slimy mealy tomatoes.

Often served in restuarants or by your friends.

"Eww I just ate a Turdmato."

Turdmato by Capooter February 25, 2009

turdnado 

a tornado of feces

That's not a shitstorm, it's a turdnado!

turdnado by vasizis August 23, 2011

turdinator 

Verb: Pronounced Turd-in-ator Used to describe an individual, either male or female who has a bowel movement fetish and is always taking pictures of his own feces, shit, floating in the toilet.

Michael is such a turdinator, he's always taking pictures or his shit.

Jeffery the turninator has his pictures posted all over his bedroom wall.. How sick!

turdinator by chris50m February 17, 2006

Turdinator 

A turd, that no matter how many times you flush, will not go down the toilet, requiring one to crush it with a plunger handle to destroy it.

That Turdinator is in the commode! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not flush ever!

Turdinator by The_JDH November 27, 2012