ygtbfkm

You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me, typically uttered in response to anything that is so totally stupid as to be unbelievable.

Note: often pronounced more rapidly as "YiGiTBiFKiM"
Seriously, Congress? You're going to reach an interim deal on the fiscal cliff for now, and then resolve it more permanently in a couple months? YGTBFKM!
by DaddyG January 10, 2013
mugGet the ygtbfkmmug.

turdonion

when one peels back the layers of of detail in a situation, encountering increasing levels of pain and discomfort (e.g. crying while peeling an onion), only to discover in the end that the situation is in fact really a turd.
Hey Mike... I've been digging into this new project you gave me, and I don't think it's an onion...I am standing here crying holding a turd... Thanks for the turdonion, bro..
by DaddyG August 06, 2012
mugGet the turdonionmug.

gibby is mos

Un-sonning someone
Un-sonning you Marcus. Gibby is mos.
by daddyg February 16, 2022
mugGet the gibby is mosmug.