turdonion 

when one peels back the layers of of detail in a situation, encountering increasing levels of pain and discomfort (e.g. crying while peeling an onion), only to discover in the end that the situation is in fact really a turd.

Hey Mike... I've been digging into this new project you gave me, and I don't think it's an onion...I am standing here crying holding a turd... Thanks for the turdonion, bro..

turdonion by DaddyG August 6, 2012

Turnioniown 

Turnioniown is word that trend in Nigerian in the early month of January.
The trend was
coined from a hilarious viral video of a man who was amazed to see a car move in circles without a driver behind the wheels. In a hilarious attempt at explaining his excitement, he said, “The car is turnioniown”, meaning “the car is turning on its own”.

•The car is just Turnioniown
•My head is just Turnioniown

Turnioniown by SirLeeem February 20, 2019

turbononce

To describe a person who is more nonce-like than a typical nonce

That guy is a pure turbononce

turbononce by Rockcookiemix January 24, 2018

Turbononce

Guy in his early 20’s who usually drives a saxo/corsa/106 and spends his days trying to pick up 14yr old girls from summerleaze carpark.

Can you hear that exhaust? “Yeah it’s just that turbononce in the saxo”

Turbononce by LcYLrN September 25, 2021

Turdation

When you sit on the toilet after having a poo to contemplate life and other such important things.

"Hey! Why dyu take song long up there?"
"Had a case of turdation"

Turdation by alemeister June 8, 2009

Turbononce

Used to define a person who’s very existence is infinitely nonsensical.

Lawrence: “Did you see that scene with the coach and all those dudes?”
Daniel: “Yeh bru, that guy was a turbononce. He deserved a good bounce.”

Turbononce by Jessie’sGirl August 19, 2020

Turdition 

A really crappy tradition.

I don't care if our ancestors were Scottish, eating haggis at the family reunion is such a turdition!

Turdition by Brown Fury May 30, 2009